Sew My

So, my folks gave me this sewing machine, and I decided to be Maria from the Sound of Music and whip up some outfits out of the curtains--is it a musical motif, to make clothes out of curtains, think Enchanted also--but I used no pattern and haven't sewed anything really since high school; therefore, the results left something to be desired. Uneven arm holes were just the beginning of our problems.

I would never wear mine in public.
Maybe next time I'll use a pattern?
In the meantime, we're going to have to get some blinds.